Too Fast

too fast jon lajoie capo : 6th Em D Em D i can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest Em D Em D i can stay underwater for five minutes on a single breath C D when i focus my mind i always reach my goal C D but there’s one thing i cannot control G i come too fast Em i come too fast D Em a couple strokes and my erection D G is a thing of the past G i come too fast Em i come too fast D Em sometimes it’s even game over D G before i take off my pants Em D Em D i’ve read all the articles and i’ve tried every trick Em D Em D thinking of sports or of naked kathy bates in about schmidt C D if the girl’s on top sometimes i’ll last a minute or two C D but if we doggy style oh man i’m screwed G i come too fast Em i come too fast D Em i carry a spare pair of underwear D G in case a girl sits on my lap G i come too fast Em i come too fast D Em i swear i’ll even shoot my load D G if a fly lands on my shaft G Dm G oh~ - oh~ - oh~ oh , damn it