Song For Britney

a great song by comedian jon lajoie about britney spears . i’ve tabbed it out here , the tabbed parts should probably have a bit of distortion , the chords should be played clean , and they may be easier if you put a capo on and transpose it a little; but this is how i play it . Intro : D# Cm Gm A# x2 E - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | B - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | G - 8 - 7 - 5 - 3 - - - - 8 - 7 - 5 - 7 - 5 - 3 - - - - 8 - 7 - 5 - 3 - - - 8 - 7 - 5 - - - - - 3 - | D - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | A - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | E - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | D# Cm Gm britney , i can fell your sadness A# the world is filled with madness D# Cm Gm and everybody takes it out on you A# and there’s nothing you can do , but D# Cm Gm girl i want you to know A# that i’m not one of those because G# A# i don’t care what they all say G# A# i’d still have sxx with you D# Cm any day D# Cm A# any day ( this guitar part comes in after the first "any day" ) E - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 6 - - - - - | B - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | G - 8 - 7 - 5 - 3 - - - - 8 - 7 - 5 - 3 - - - - - - - - 7 - - - 10 - - - - - - - | D - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | A - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | E - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | D# Cm Gm britney , nobody really knows you A# yet they all think they can judge you D# Cm Gm although i’m not a fan of your music A# the way the treat you , girl , it makes me sick . D# Cm Gm just know that i can hear your cries , A# and i still love to get between those thighs , because G# A# i don’t care what they all say G# A# i’d still have sxx with you D# Cm any day D# Cm any day ( this guitar part comes in after the first "any day" ) E - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | B - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | G - 8 - 7 - 5 - 3 - - - - - 8 - 7 - 5 - 3 - | D - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | A - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | E - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | G# A# and if you want to marry me G# A# as long as i don’t have to sign a prenup i agree ( this guitar part plays under the above lines ) E - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | B - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | G - - 8 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 7 - 7 - 7 - 7 - 7 - 7 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 7 - 7 - 7 - 7 - 7 - 7 - - - - - | D - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | A - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | E - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | G# A# i don’t care what they all say G# A# no i dont care what they all say G# A# i’d still tap that ass D# any day enjoy , i’d say it’s 99% right , remember to listen to the song for timings . peace john cammies