Birthday Song

D it’s your birthday today , what does that mean? i guess i’ll try to explain , G that twenty - one years ago on this day , A D it was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face , and nine months before that magical day , your dad probably took your mom out on a date , G and they were having a good time , D they were dancing and drinking wine , ( optional Chorus used on an episode of the league ) D G A happy birthday , B G happy birthday , A D happy birthday , D and when they got home they were horny as hell , and your dad threw your mom down on the bed , G and he tore her panties off , D and his penis was hard as a rock , and then your mom really wanted to give your dad head , but your dad also wanted to give your mom head , G so they formed a sixty - nine , D and your mom came at least three times , D and then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom , that he forgot to put a condom on , G and when he realized his mistake , A D he had ejaculated and it was too late , D G A and then your mom got pregnant , D G and your dad started crying , D A he wanted your mom to get an abortion , D G but your mom wanted a child , A and nine months later your were born , G D and five months later your parents got a divorce