In Different Ways

ok it’s my first tab so if you found some mistake correct please the word’s maybe wrong couse i’m brasilian so don’t mind it A C#m F#m D E i can see it in your eyes , girl , that you’re in the mood for love so i’ll light some candles , pour some wine , let’s sit down on the rug but there’s something i must tell you , babe , before we take this step something about me , girl , that you do not know yet A C#m F#m D E i have no penis . it was torn off in a bicycle accident in 1999 . i also lost one testicle so all i have is a weird uni - ball and a rubber tube between my legs but babe , i can love you in different ways i’ll make love to you with the rubber tube that i use for urinating and i’ll tape two popsicle sticks to it to make it easier for penetrating and having only one ball isn’t always a bad thing it’s like a pool ball in a pillowcase , it’s like a cherry on a sundae A C#m F#m D E because , girl , i have no penis . it was torn off in a bicycle accident in 1999 . i also lost one testicle so all i have is a weird uni - ball and a rubber tube between my legs but , babe , i can love you in different ways .