If I Had Wings

here it is folks!; - ) jon lajoie - if i had wings chords : C Cmaj7 F G C7 E - - - 0 - - - | - - - 0 - - - | - - - 0 - - - | - - - 3 - - - | - - - 0 - - - | B - - - 1 - - - | - - - 0 - - - | - - - 1 - - - | - - - 0 - - - | - - - 1 - - - | G - - - 0 - - - | - - - 0 - - - | - - - 2 - - - | - - - 0 - - - | - - - 3 - - - | D - - - 2 - - - | - - - 2 - - - | - - - 3 - - - | - - - 0 - - - | - - - 2 - - - | A - - - 3 - - - | - - - 3 - - - | - - - 3 - - - | - - - 2 - - - | - - - 3 - - - | E - - - x - - - | - - - x - - - | - - - x - - - | - - - 3 - - - | - - - x - - - | C Cmaj7 if i had wings i’d fly away from here F C but wherever i land the people would think that i was weird G they’d be like why do you have wings , C did your mom have sxx with a bird or something C Cmaj7 if i had one wish i’d wish for a thousand more F C but that’d probably be against the rules so i’d have to think some more G then i’d wish for all the supermans powers so i could fly C see through all good looking girls taking showers C if ruled the world it’d probably fall apart F C cause i’m not a really organized person and i’m not all that smart G i’d just sitting ’round smoking weed all day C and be like "who the hell put me in charge here anyway?" C7 i’d be high as fxxk F C and if i could ask god one question Cmaj7 F i’d ask him what’s the meaning of life F and he’d probably answer i could tell you F but then i’m gonna have to kill you C Cmaj7 F and i just say nevermind F i’m not that curious G so please don’t tell me and please don’t kill me C Cmaj7 if i had a million dollars how would i spend them F C i think giving it to the poor , but then i’d say fxxk that shit G and i’d go buy a really expensive pimped up ride and be like yo bitch check out the ribs on my ride C get in the backseat and i fxxk you from behind C Cmaj7 if i had wings i fly high in sky G but i would be a weird looking half - bird guy C F a regular everyday half - bird guy