First Rate Smokes

band : woodbox gang album : trashcan americana first rate smokes Verse 1 C D my name is seymour green G i’m an honest business man C D i make first rate smokes G from a warehouse in my van C D i’ve had some troubles G with the epa C D i change my company name G every other day C D i hire out workers G from kentucky factories C D who spend their days working for G r . j . reynolds industries C D they find me in the parking lot G when the factory whistle blows C D and we roll up all the tobacco G that gets stuck between their toes Chorus C D take off your shoes G it’s time to go to work cd G it’s 3am and we’re setting up shop C D take off your socks G start scraping those nails C D if the atf discovers us G it’s gpcs from jail Verse 2 i’m in cahoots with some canucks just above the borderline they package all my products with cute logos and designs i distribute to truck stops and small town liquor stores they buy cases of cartons and call me up for more Verse 3 thrifty smokers don’t mind where their cigarettes are from all they really want is smoke and tar in their lungs so if you ever buy a pack of first rate smokes you know the tar won’t kill you but the smell will make you choke