All Trouble Head

band : woodbox gang album : born with a tail all trouble head A# Verse 1 D# A# F A# i drink whiskey when i’m tired of being sober D# A# C F i drink drano when i’m tired of being hungover and getting older Chorus A# all the trouble is inside my head F D# A# my best friends are dying but enemies are dead Verse 2 i got this lovely girl who plants roses in my garden her lovely husband he plants landmines in my yard after dark Verse 3 i spent all night learning how to dance when i got home next morning my poor puppy dog he peed his pants , three legged stance Verse 4 i had so much to drink that i threw up in the sink now my woman thinks that i need to see a shrink and that really stinks Verse 5 i hear the best donuts you can get in prison are the rubber kind that are big enough for sittin , i aint kiddin Verse 6 freedom’s foes carry sorrows off to bed but heroes drown them all until they’re dead , that’s what i said