Family Night

band : woodbox gang album : wormwood family night Verse 1 A well it was family night up at the johnson place E A where they sit around the table and talk about their day A its said to be a common activity E A among todays tight knit families A mr . johnson turned to his eldest son E A curious to find out the work hed done A and he was proud to tell his old man E A about his work as a salesman A son let me give you some fatherly advice E A you gotta be careful around that anhydrous A well youre bound to make more than a brain surgeon E A selling crystal methamphetamines Chorus E A well its family night everybody get together D A were a family by god birds of a feather E A its family night well make a joyful noise D A mommies and Daddies girls and boys Verse 2 mr . johnson turned to his only daughter she turned to her alleged father daughter hows the sixth grade treating you and tell me when is the baby due Daddy itll be coming out this fall i feed him good drugs and alcohol little johnny wont take me for a wife cause he wont drop out though im pro - life Verse 3 mr . johnson turned to his other son who wears black clothes and plays with guns he didnt want to talk to his dad till mr . johnson lit the last joint he had dad all the kids make fun of me cause i aint lost my virginity son let me tell you after dinner take twenty dollars over to the senior center Verse 4 Daddy where is mommy dearest is she not here cause she doesnt love us no kids your mommas out working hard selling lap dances at a frat boy bar