Song For People Who Never Watch Star Trek

artist : warp 11 ( official webpage = song : song for people who never watch star trek album : boldly go down on me tabbed by matthew choat this is a great band and neither their lyrics or guitar tabs are anywhere to be found on the internet . i will keep tabbing them , so if anyone finds this helpful please email me at moc0007@gmail . com and let me know what you think . enjoy! : ) Intro/riff 1 : C - F - G - F ( x4 ) Verse 1 : ( palm mute bar chords ) C F G F there was this guy , his name was jim you can call him kirk , whoah the ca - p - tain he had a tan , and lots of women every episode , he got to blow his lo - ad riff1 ( x2 ) C F G F he worked with spock , he was a rock no emotion , nothing could rattle him his blood was green , and pavel could make him scream and loose control , though that’s illogical Chorus 1 : ( open chords strum once ) C G each week they’d all warp through space Am fight an alien race F G and the vulcan would pinch a neck C G if you want to learn more Am go to the video store F or just listen to this song G riff1 ( x4 ) for people who never watch star trek Verse 2 : ( palm mute bar chords ) C F G F then there was bones , dr . mccoy worked with nurse chapel , and removed the redshirt shrapnel chased some miniskirts , screaming damnit kirk! wait that wasn’t him , he was screamin "damnit jim!" Chorus 2 : C G each week on the enterprise Am all the redshirts would die F G but no one noticed or got upset C G and the next generation Am we’ll watch in syndication F or just listen to this song G riff 1 ( x4 ) for people who never watch star trek Verse 3 : ( palm mute bar chords ) F G C Am in all 3 seasons , you know what they do F G C Am they boldly go , with the rest of the crew F G C Am like scotty , he was a scott F G C Am and chekov , he screamed a lot! oh oh F G C Am and uhura , and sulu F G but let’s face it , after kirk , spock , and mccoy G who gives a fxxk n/C riff1 about the rest of the crew riff1 the rest of the crew ( who gives a fxxk? ) riff1 the rest of the crew riff1 to end .