Old Country Doctor The Ballad Of Bones

warp 11 old country doctor ( the ballad of bones ) red alert transcribed by matthew choat moc0007@gmail . com Intro with harmonica in G : G - - - - Em - C - D - Em - C - - - - - C - B - A - G emc - G - Em - C - - - - - C - B - A - G Verse 1 Em C G Em well , they call me bones and i’m third in command C C B A G second in line is a man i just can’t stand Em C G Em he’s a green blooded , pointy - eared , seven year itch C C B A G and when he pon farrs he’ll try to make me his bitch Chorus : D C G well , i may or may not have divorced my wife but i damn sure pulled the plug on my Daddy’s life and two months later , well , they found a cure Em C D G i’m just an old country doctor on a damned five year tour ( harmonica lead in ) Em C D G Verse 2 : ( same chord pattern as Verse 1 ) the damned teleporter yeah , it gives me the creeps the first time i used it i couldn’t get it up for weeks now my tricorder’s busted and sick bay just stinks i guess i’ll just go replicate me a drink ( repeat Chorus ) Verse 3 well , jim is the captain of this here ship we call her the enterprise , and the crew’s pretty hip yeah , the girls all wear go - go boots and miniskirts and i spend my days patching all the red shirts ( electric guitar in ) D C G well , i have been asked to do many a thing outside the area of my expertise damn it jim , i know i’ve told you before damn it jim , i know i’ve told you before damn it jim , damn it jim , i told you before Em C D G i’m just an old country doctor on a damned five year tour just an old country doctor on a damned five year tour ( harmonica lead out )