Why Am I Anxious

[Verse 1] G I just woke up, should I drink water and stretch? (No, no) C I'm gonna drink three cups of coffees Cm And smoke a cigarette instead G G7 And then I'll go on social media until it's dinner time C Yeah, smoke some weed and then I'll binge eat Cm7 Then I got a little time to complain online Chorus G I'm anxious G7 Why is God doin' this to me? C7 Ooh, it's a mystery, what could it be? Cm7 Possibly it's all your apathy G7 Why am I anxious? I would try to do anything C To make my life feel better Cm7 Except anything that makes my life feel better [Verse 2] G7 Hey, baby, I'm self-aware C I got that Headspace app because I care G C All the talk in thе world don't mean shit Cm7 If just like this guy, you're a hypocritе G Who you callin' hypocrite? I'm a fucking martyr G7 I've given up sugar and no milk products either C Still feel anxious, it's just not fair C7 For someone like me, so self-aware G7 You're not self-aware, you're a big dumb fuck With a dumb fuck face, and now you're outta luck G If you're so smart, why am I sad? C Because twice a week, you get on the bags G Well, maybe it's that (It's definitely that) G7 Do I need more hugs? (Stop takin' drugs) C I guess we'll never know for sure F C7 Yes, we will, motherfucker, it's because— [Pre-Chorus] G Why am I anxious? G7 You only sleep four hours a night C Ah, why am I anxious? Cm You never, ever eat right G Ah, that was rhetorical G7 Then why did you just post a photo of yourself C A# Without a shirt on and the caption "Can anybody tell me—" Chorus G Why am I anxious? G7 Why is God doin' this to me? C7 Even though I ask, I don't want to know Cm7 I want to get better, but slow G7 Why am I anxious? I know what's good for me C Except everything Cm7 Oh, I think that could be it Outro G7