The Song For Phil Daoust

i hope someone better than me can improve this . the C - > B on "journal - oust" is very rough and needs improvement . i think the C#m with the decending root sounds right , but i’m not sure . transcribing piano tunes on guitar is hard : ( asbestos_man_@hotmail . com song for phil daoust by tim minchin E G# this is a song for phil daoust : A C B occasional guardian newspaper journal - oust . E G# i never ever ever mentioned your name , A B or the review that you wrote , when i was new to this game . C#m C#m/C but now the time has come , C#m/B C#m/A# i think i’ve dealt with my feelings at last . F#m i really wanna forgive ya phil , B A B yeah i wanna put the past in the past - A E G# oh and as this is such a big tour , A C B i thought i outta take the opportunity . E G# ’cause there’s a pretty good chance somebody out there will know you , A B maybe they would pass on a message for me . C#m C#m/C C#m/B C#m/A# just wanna say , phil daoust , occasional guardian newspaper journal - oust , F#m that it’s been three years since you wrote it , G#m and time is very healing . A but i still wanna cut big chunks of flesh out of your stupid face B and make your children watch while i force you to eat them . A B yeah i wanna make your children watch you eat your own face - meat . E B ding dang ding dang dong , C#m G#m this is my phil doust song , A E everybody sing along , A la la la la la la la , B E i hope one of your family’ members dies . B phil , ding dang dong . C#m G#m i’ve written you this special song , A E to help you get the attention - A B you obviously , desperately lack . and i know that you’re a smart man , and with such a fine mind , i guess it has to be hard - to resist throwing narcissistic , intellectual tantrums in the supermarket isles of your self - regard . just wanna say , phil daoust , i know it must be really hard to be a journal - oust . while a deadlines always looming , and the pressure to be entertaining . so maybe you should quit and get a job that you’d be better at - like killing yourself , you fxxking cunt . ding dang ding dang dong , this is my phil doust song , everybody sing along , tra la la la la la la , i hope something you love catches on fire . phil , ding dang dong . i’ve written you this special song , to show how far i’ve come along - in my efforts to be more mature in the face of negative feedback . you fxxking poo - face .