Song For Wossy

A wossy , in two weeks youll be gone E/A this is my last opportunity to sing you a song G/A so i wanna ask a favour before D Dsus2 - D * you get on with your life A jonathan , i wanna make love to you E/A wossy i just wanna make sweet love to you G/A just once , i wanna make sweet love to you G G/A D sweet love to your wife Dm theres just something about her that drives me insane A/C# shes got that cute sense of humour and a brilliant brain Bm7 but if im totally honest my feelings for jane A are mostly sxxual Dm dont wanna put you and her in an awkward position A/C# but i know id regret it if i didnt ask the question Bm7 i have talked to my wife and she gave me permission G/A A we both have a celebrity shag concession G G/A D and mine is jane G G/A D hers is wayne rooney Em7 although to be fair G/A theres not much chance of scoring there D A jane , in two weeks time G your hubby will be out on the breadline baby D and surely youre not gonna wanna be G A spending time with a bum D A i know that in a month or three G hell have weaselled his way back onto my tv D G but in the meantime , would you consider me E for a little fun? the next 4 verses follow the A - E/A - G/A - D pattern ( could switch the G/a for A G for a bit of variety on one or 2 ) just one night , jane , would embiggen me just one night , baby , youll be diggin me just a little dabble in temporary bigamy i just wanna make love , sweet love to you what i wouldnt give for just one night with you nothing too weird , just a nice night with A couple of whips and an underwater camera i just wanna make a little sweet love to you wossy , you can watch if thatd make you feel better thatd make it even more unforgettable you can hold the camera and make some bruschetta in case i get hungry making sweet love to your wife stop me , wont you wossy , if this is getting weird? the thought of jane nuzzling my ginger beard im just doing a song , like we agreed and it just happens to be a song about how i wanna make sweet love to your wife oooh Dm jonathan ive always admired you A/C# i was nervous about our interview Bm7 but your producers assured me that all i had to do G/A D was be totally honest . . . with you then mess around in D for a while , if you can do what tim does , congratulations!