Mixer At Delta Chi

Intro : C Am C Am C Am F G# C Am C Am it’s college time again , september’s almost here C Am F G# hanging with freshman girls , frat parties , kegs of beer C Am C Am i see the girl i’ve wanted , mixer at delta chi , C Am F G# we take some oxycontin , dave matthews getting high . prechorus : G F G F and then as i undress her , i start my stimulus G F ( stop ) G G# A# C Am she says but wait , professor , this wasn’t on the syllabus Chorus : C Am C Am C Am C Am i’m the bad professor , i’m the bad professor C Am C Am F G# G C Am a tenure titty caresser , i’m a bad , bad man Verse 2 : tutor her at my apartment , turns into a slow dance hey baby whats your minor , got your major in my pants i love her student body , she wants a better grade i say if you roll over , i’ll throw in financial aid prechorus : i hope you boned up for your midterm , if you want i can help you cram don’t give a shit about the essay test , so lets skip it and get to the oral exam Chorus : i’m the bad professor i’m the bad professor your money’s on the dresser i’m a bad , bad , man .