3 Balloons

Bm G i call you from my car to say i’ll be there in a while D A Asus2 a short plane ride and i will get to see your pretty smile Bm G there’s nothing on the radio , i fiddle with the dial D A Asus2 and then i see a sign; the airport’s just another mile Bm G D A i check my bags and think about how much i hate to fly Bm G D A and as i near security , i almost start to cry . . . D G A well , i hope the law enforcement agents can’t tell from my face D G A Asus2 i got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place D G A i’m sweating and i’m nervous , and i need a little air D G A Asus4 ’cause with four balloons of heroine , it’s getting crowded up in there . . . A D crowded up in there . . . Interlude 1 : D D/F Gsus2 Asus4 A Bm G my mind is all A - jumble and my blood is cold as ice D A i dread the thought of having to unload this merchandise Bm G "relax" , i think , "it’s not so bad; it might feel kind of nice" D A "besides , who hasn’t had a finger up there maybe once or twice?" Bm G D A i must remember , don’t leave any drugs inside the host Bm G D A i did that once and a girl who tossed my salad overdosed D G A well , i say a little prayer , "hail maria full of grace!" D G A i got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place D G A i’m sweating and i’m nervous , and i need a little air D G A Asus4 and i swear im farting lines of blow into my underwear . . . A D from the darriere . . .