Its Too Hot

alright guys , i took the tabs that used to be on mypants and i corrected the lyrics the the original version as well as putting the chords all the way through and filling in A couple of things that were left out . for more hank green tabs and nerdfighteria discussion visit yourpants . org best wishes! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - my [ G ] eyes snap open it’s [ C ] two o’ clock i [ G ] rip off my shirt my [ C ] pants my socks , [ G ] something’s wrong but [ C ] i don’t know [ G ] what [ D ] [ G ] but then i finally [ C ] realize there’s [ G ] sweat trickling [ C ] down my thighs and A [ G ] fire between the [ C ] matress and my [ G ] butt [ D ] it’s too [ G ] hoooot it’s to [ C ] hot in [ G ] here i’m [ C ] gonna fall off of my [ G ] chair if i have A [ D ] nother ice cold [ D7 ] beer i for [ G ] gooooot how much it [ C ] sucks to sweat in [ G ] bed and i [ C ] don’t want to drink your iced [ G ] tea i wanna take A [ D ] bath in it in [ C ] stead it’s too hot [ G ] . [ D ] [ C ] [ G ] [ G ] layin’ on the floor with my [ C ] clothes off silk [ G ] boxer shorts and A [ C ] wash cloth are [ G ] the only things i’ll [ C ] let touch my [ G ] skin today [ D ] [ G ] sprayin’ myself with an [ C ] upside down air can [ G ] makin’ out with the [ C ] window fan [ G ] hopin’ the mail man [ C ] doesn’t look [ G ] in today it’s too [ G ] hooooot it’s too [ C ] hot in this [ G ] town my [ C ] will to live is [ G ] melting and [ D ] that’s what’s [ D7 ] got me down it’s too [ G ] hoooot this whole [ C ] state is on [ G ] fire i’m an [ C ] endothermic [ G ] organism and [ D ] that’s why i [ D7 ] perspire [ G ] when it’s too hot [ D ] [ C ] [ G ] the u [ C ] nited nations says [ G ] eleven thousand [ D ] people die of [ C ] hotness each [ G ] year but the [ C ] burning sun it wants E [ G ] leven thousand and one but it’s [ D ] not gonna [ C ] get me y’ [ G ] hear [ D ] [ C ] [ G ] [ G ] sweating in my [ C ] basement all alone watching [ G ] hotness prevails by the [ C ] wine cone sympa [ G ] thizing with my [ C ] favorite youtube [ G ] star [ D ] [ G ] how could anyone be [ C ] so deranged to [ G ] not believe in [ C ] climate change . [ G ] when it’s 102 in [ C ] montana in the [ G ] dark [ D ] it’s too [ G ] hooooot i’m [ C ] doing a funny [ G ] dance cause [ C ] went and got some [ G ] ice cubes and i [ D ] put them in my [ D7 ] pants it’s to [ G ] hoooooot it’s too [ C ] hot in [ G ] here i’m [ C ] probably gonna’ [ G ] pass out but [ D ] please pass me my [ D7 ] beer it’s too [ G ] hot . [ D ] [ C ] [ G ] x2 [ G ] spraying myself with an [ C ] upsidedown air can [ G ] makin’ love with that win [ C ] dow fan