Nerdfighteria Island

G i wake up in my race - car bed D tame the puff that’s on my head Em my feet are cold as they hit the floor C D i don’t think i’m home anymore G john shouts , "hank , i don’t mean to scare ya , D but i think we woke up in nerdfighteria . Em settle down now , clear the area , C D then look out the window . " Em C ’cause i don’t know what it is that i can see . Em D this place is like the internet , but it’s all in 3 - D . G D C D7 there’s no place that i’d rather be G D C F than living here with my nerdy friends G D C D7 making videos happily G D C F on nerdfighteria island G dressing up like i did in high school , D taking sxxy photographs , Em talking of women who like men C D and giraffes who like giraffes G let’s go down to nerdfighteria city D where the roads are paved with peeps Em and everyone is so witty C D and there are no perverted creeps Em C ’cause i don’t know what it is that i can see . Em D this place is like the internet , but it’s all in 3 - D . G D C D7 there’s nothing that i’d rather eat G D C F than foods that perfectly blend G D C D7 god i love smoothies made of meat G D C F on nerdfighteria island G there’s certain rules you should obey , D like don’t ever ftba , Em and now i come to think of it , C D let’s take the worldsuck down a bit . G we don’t care one iota D about winner , south dakota , Em now we’ve got our awesome island , C D with awesome seas and awesome awesome . Em C ’cause i don’t know what it is that i can see . Em D this place is like the internet , but it’s all in 3 - D . G D C D7 there’s no place that i’d rather be G D C F than living here with my nerdy friends G D C D7 making videos happily G D C F on nerdfighteria island G D C F on nerdfighteria island featured on : * hank green - this machine pwns n00bs [ november 2009 ]