Jan Egeland

Em C G Am x2 Em gray hair C glasses G Am x2 suitcase Em humble C clever G amx2 and constantly working for peace A uganda Em congo amx2 C and the oslo treaty plan B oh my god , what a plan C not as famous as gahr stare G not A Daddy’s boy like jens C but when handgrenades are flying B there’s just one man you can trust C G when there’s war and all is hell D send in jan egeland! C B Em G A the united nations superhero man C G mad dictator with a gun Am G D send in jan egeland Bm A oh , how i wish . . Em i was jan egeland . . same as Intro . . blue eyes firm hands nice legs clean shaved body drinking his protein shakes spray - tan skin cream and buttocks like he was eighteen he’s a peacekeeping machine . . C and he stares into the mirror G D flexing muscles in the night C and he says : "boy , i think you’re ready . . B . . to protect some human rights" same refr . when there’s war and all is hell bring in jan egeland! the united nations superhero man he plays golf with kofi annan and looks at maps with george cloon oh , how i wish . . that i was jan egeland! Solo : Dm A E B E A Bm B Em B C G egeland ( egeland ) B G egeland ( egeland ) Em B C when he’s sad he goes to funerals G D in unusually heavy rain C