Never Trust A Man Who Plays Guitar

C G Am E F x2 C so i dip this pen in arsenic E i write a song for every president Am F that wont ever get shot in the face C and i wrap these strings in plastic explosives E head down to the court house Am F with one chord i level the place C but hasn’t anybody learned E Am F don’t ever trust a man who plays guitar C E the day i rob a bank the first day i’m not lying Am F to you or me about what i believe Intro C E and if i die then let my gravestone read [ pause ] Am F rest in p . funk cause no pulse is no excuse not to dance C E if i live then let my heart be like a beating picket line Am F they’ll sooner see a corpse than see a scab [ pause ] hasn’t anybody learned the last to make the moves are the first to say the words C E the day i rob a banks the first day of my life Am F as an honest man , an honest man C E the day i rob a banks the first day of my life Am F as an honest man , an honest man [ tap guitar ] the day i go to jail trying to rob a bank is the day i finally get what i deserve end on C