I Am My Own Grandpa

im my own grandpa C C7 F D it sounds funny , i know , but it really is so , C G C - G oh , i’m my own grandpa ! C G C F Dm G i’m my own grandpa , i’m my own grandpa ! C C7 F D it sounds funny , i know , but it really is so , C G C oh , i’m my own grandpa ! C G 1 . now many , many years ago , when i was twenty - three , G7 C i was married to a widow who was pretty as could be . C7 Dm this widow had a grown - up daughter who had hair of red , D D7 G G7 my father fell in love with her , and soon the two were wed . C G 2 . this made my dad my son - in - law and changed my very life , G7 C my daughter was my mother , cause she was my father’s wife . C7 Dm to complicate the matter , even though it brought me joy , D D7 G G7 i soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy . C G 3 . my little baby then became a brother - in - law to dad , G7 C and so became my uncle , though it made me very sad . C7 Dm for if he was my uncle , that also made him brother D D7 G G7 of the widow’s grown - up daughter , who , of course , was my stepmother . C G 4 . my father’s wife then had a son who kept him on the run , G7 C and he became my grandchild , for he was my daughter’s son . C7 Dm my wife is now my mother’s mother , and it makes me blue , D D7 G G7 because she is my wife , she’s my grandmother , too . C G 5 . now if my wife is my grandmother , then i’m her grandchild , G7 C and everytime i think of it , it nearly drives me wild . C7 Dm for now i have become the strangest case you ever saw , D D7 G G7 as husband of my grandmother , i Am my own grandpa ! C G C F Dm G i’m my own grandpa , i’m my own grandpa ! C C7 F D it sounds funny , i know , but it really is so , C G C oh , i’m my own grandpa ! im my own grandpa ( listen to midi ) C C7 F D it sounds funny , i know , but it really is so , C G C - G oh , i’m my own grandpa ! C G C F Dm G i’m my own grandpa , i’m my own grandpa ! C C7 F D it sounds funny , i know , but it really is so , C G C oh , i’m my own grandpa ! C G 1 . now many , many years ago , when i was twenty - three , G7 C i was married to a widow who was pretty as could be . C7 Dm this widow had a grown - up daughter who had hair of red , D D7 G G7 my father fell in love with her , and soon the two were wed . C G 2 . this made my dad my son - in - law and changed my very life , G7 C my daughter was my mother , cause she was my father’s wife . C7 Dm to complicate the matter , even though it brought me joy , D D7 G G7 i soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy . C G 3 . my little baby then became a brother - in - law to dad , G7 C and so became my uncle , though it made me very sad . C7 Dm for if he was my uncle , that also made him brother D D7 G G7 of the widow’s grown - up daughter , who , of course , was my stepmother . C G 4 . my father’s wife then had a son who kept him on the run , G7 C and he became my grandchild , for he was my daughter’s son . C7 Dm my wife is now my mother’s mother , and it makes me blue , D D7 G G7 because she is my wife , she’s my grandmother , too . C G 5 . now if my wife is my grandmother , then i’m her grandchild , G7 C and everytime i think of it , it nearly drives me wild . C7 Dm for now i have become the strangest case you ever saw , D D7 G G7 as husband of my grandmother , i Am my own grandpa ! C G C F Dm G i’m my own grandpa , i’m my own grandpa ! C C7 F D it sounds funny , i know , but it really is so , C G C oh , i’m my own grandpa !