Fuck This Job

Capo: 2nd fret Intro A Hey Wheeler, you're late again A Good, this fuckin' job sucked a fuckin' dick anyway [Verse 1] A This nine to five can suck my cock A I'd rather eat shit than punch that clock D Monday through Friday is a hassle D Everybody here is an asshole A Today's the day I grow some balls A Stop jackin' off in the bathroom stall D Blowin' my load in the sink E And tell 'em what I really think Chorus A Fuck this job, Fuck you boss A Fuck your profit, and fuck your loss D Fuck you Linda at the front desk too A Guy in the mailroom: Fuck you E This whole company can slob my knob A Fuck all y'all, fuck this job [Verse 2] A Without me here this place is screwed A Y'all don't know half the shit I do D You shoulda understood from the get go D I oughta be runnin' this shithole A PS. I pissed in the coffee pot A Took a big dump in the parking lot D Hid a dildo in the drawer E Kiss my ass, I'm out the door Chorus A Fuck this job, Fuck you boss A Fuck your profit, and fuck your loss D Fuck you Linda at the front desk too A Guy in the mailroom: Fuck you E This whole company can slob my knob A Fuck all y'all, fuck this job Bridge E I'm off to chase my dreams E Crush more pussy than you've ever seen E I guess what I really mean is... Chorus A Fuck this job, Fuck you boss A Fuck your profit, and fuck your loss D Fuck you Linda at the front desk too A Guy in the mailroom: Fuck you E This whole company can slob my knob A Fuck all y'all, fuck this job Outro A E Fuck all y'all A Fuck this job