Chord Tmz by Weird Al Yankovic

Panduan Chord Tmz Weird Al Yankovic - Kunci gitar versi original yang sudah dipermudah untuk jari pemula. CHORD D A you’re sort of famous , a minor celebrity , Em and so it only makes sense , the world would be G obsessed with every single thing you do D A they’re running ’round with their camcorders in the night , Em they’re lurking patiently and hopin’ that they just might G see something real embarrassing you do Em G the bad hair day and sweat - stained t - shirt , D A that’s the story that they’re gonna feature Em G with exclusive pics of your flabby behind , A you think you’re all alone but that’s right when you’ll find . . . D a bunch of paparazzi poppin’ outta nowhere , A Em cameras in your face and then suddenly - y - yy G D you’re on tmz - E - ee you’re on tmz D A following you when you’re walking down the street Em and askin’ stupid questions while you’re tryin’ to eat G so you cover your face thinking to yourself : "hey , isn’t this creepy?" D A and they’re out there praying you’ll have a big meltdown Em and take ’em on a little car chase through this whole town they’ll be there with you when you’re going to jail , G first on the scene for every wardrobe fail Em G you just picked up some transvestite , D A seconds later , it’s up on the website Em G get a vegas wedding , a quickie divorce , A and they’ll be sneaking in , snappin’ pictures of course D and if they ever catch you pickin’ your nose or A Em stumblin’ down the street on a drunken spree - E - ee G you’re on tmz - ee D stalkin’ you , just waiting by your front door A Em trailin’ you through airport security - y - yy , G they’re with tmz D they’re with tmz spoken D , A , Em , G "we caught this oscar nominee . . . picking up dog poo!" "is that a baby bump?" "i pronounce her guilty . . . of leaving the house while fat!" "look who’s drinking coffee!!" "everything celebrities do is fascinating!" Em oh , lemme tell ya it’s gettin’ to the point where G a famous person can’t D even get a dui , A or go on a racist rant Em those guys are all around G so you really shouldn’t dare D goin’ to every club in town A if you’ve lost your underwear . . . D seems that every single time a star decides to A Em shave their head or ram their car into a tree - E - ee , G they’re on tmz - E - ee D if they catch you peein’ in the bushes , A Em later on that night , well i guarantee - E - ee G D you’re on tmz - E - ee , you’re on tmz A you’re on tmz Em every single celebrity - y - yy , G D knows they’re gonna be - E - ee , they’re on tmz