Blarney Stone

G get off my ass you wee bitty fxxk D G if i pull out the claymore you’re shit out of luck G who’s that girl? that pretty young thing D G after i fxxk her , she’ll get up and sing G Em D G D G aye aye aye - - sharpen your boot , and bludgeon your eye G Em D G D G aye aye aye - - the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye down to the pub for a two shilling ale the bread on the counter is going stale if i don’t get some fresh bread soon gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon aye aye aye - - sharpen your boot , and bludgeon your eye aye aye aye - - the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye ain’t got no girl ’cuz i haven’t the time got too many other things on me mind patty was nice , she was young pale and cute but i threw her away like an old piece of fruit aye aye aye - - sharpen your boot , and bludgeon your eye aye aye aye - - the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye got oooze in my pores , my feet are all wet got mold in my ears , but i ain’t dead yet got stones in my bladdEr , got a crack in me head when patty starts cryin’ this is what i said aye aye aye - - sharpen your boot , and bludgeon your eye aye aye aye - - the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye