Hey, Asshole

F Am Hey, asshole Am Dm See the sun is shining Dm Bb F But you are not smiling F C F And I don't know why, and I don't know why, and I don't know why F Am I'm an asshole Am Dm F Cause the sun is shining F Bb F But I am not smiling F C F And I don't know why, and I don't know why, and I don't know why F I know I'm often told Am That there's a pot of gold Dm But I don't see a fucking rainbow and my coffee's cold Bb I know I should be grateful F I know I'm good and able C But I don't have the strength to get up from the kitchen table F This kind of shot comes once Am Dm Another opportunity of a lifetime just slipped away Dm And that's the fifth this month Bb But when you take a punch F Don't you ever forget C Why you get up and you put one foot in front of the next F Got the power of my will F Am I don't needa to win a mil Am But I'm looking at window sill Dm Gotta take a bitter pill Dm Gonna pay for what I did to my head and my heart'll foot the bill Bb F Got a foot in my mouth and because I'm kicking myself I developed a habit of knocking out my front tooth C Looking uncouth C Want to hear the truth C Give it to me straight, 151 proof F Am Telling myself it'll happen when I'm happy but I'm climbing up a ladder that has got no end Dm Hung up on a rung I'll never make it to the top, I'm looking at the bottom and I must descend Bb All I want to do is buck this trend F Everybody need a buck to spend C And I'll be working on myself, til I work on someone else, til I get there Ima just pretend F I know I'm often told Am That there's a pot of gold Dm But I don't see a fucking rainbow and my coffee's cold Bb I know I should be grateful F I know I'm good and able C But I don't have the strength to get up from the kitchen table F This kind of shot comes once Am Dm Another opportunity of a lifetime just slipped away Dm And that's the fifth this month Bb But when you take a punch F Don't you ever forget C Why you get up and you put one foot in front of the next F Am Hey, asshole Am Dm F See the sun is shining F Bb F But you are not smiling F C F And I don't know why, and I don't know why, and I don't know why F Am I'm an asshole Am Dm Cause the sun is shining Bb F But I am not smiling F C F And I don't know why, and I don't know why, and I don't know why F When I'm in a crisis Am In a moment of silence Dm I look under my eyelids Dm And I'm checking my mileage Bb F I been using a pool of water as a mirror but not for style it's C So I can reach in and pimpslap my reflection for acting childish F Spent a half an hour Am Sitting at the bottom of my shower Dm Letting the water run over my body and (dammit I wanted to get up) but I didn't have the power Bb F C I don't have the answer anyway yay (yay yay yay (x2) F Don't want to panic but I got to come clean Am Because the plan of the planet is just mean Dm Knew if was tough, but dammit it's obscene Dm Bb I been huffing and puffing up to the top of the summit and I'mma rough it if I have enough steam F C I'll keep on coming and coming until I'm coming with the stamina of a salmon who's heading upstream C F Nah nah nah nah nah Am Dm Nah nah nah nah nah Dm Bb F Nah nah nah nah nah F C Nah nah nah nah nah C Nah nah nah nah nah C F nah nah nah nah nah F Am Hey, asshole Am Dm F See the sun is shining F Bb F But you are not smiling F C F And I don't know why, and I don't know why, and I don't know why F Am I'm an asshole Am Dm Cause the sun is shining Bb F But I am not smiling F C F And I don't know why, and I don't know why, and I don't know why F Am Dm Bb F C x2