Alcoholic Shrink

Intro Dm Dm F Dm F Ab G [Verse 1] Dm F Dm F Dm F Ab There's a cave in the valley with a spirit inside (A spirit inside) G Dm F Dm F Dm F Ab And when you take a look his way all you see is red eyes (You see is red eyes) G Dm F Dm Dm Ab He never emerges just forever stares (Forever stares) G Dm F Dm F Dm Ab G Into the souls of the passin’ through the prairie down there (The prairie down there) Chorus Dm F It's not all picket fences G Bb A It's not all smiles and waves Dm F The preacher preaches on Sunday G A But what happens on Saturdays? Dm F Yeah, Jesus drank wine, I smoke pot G Bb The television makes you wanna drink A Dm F G Ab G So thank God for makin’ me my own alcoholic shrink (Uh) Bridge Dm Dm F Dm F Abm [Verse 2] Gm Dm F Dm F Dm F Ab There's a man at the dead-end, tryna kill me even more G Dm F Dm F Dm Abm He's got my body's toxic love sittin' in the top of his dresser drawer G Dm F Dm I have the mind to take these last dollars to my name F Dm F Abm Run my truck into his house and some more G Dm F Dm And then I'll take that poison and feed it to the river F Dm F Ab G The front man kills the sheep no more Chorus Dm F It's not all picket fences G Bb It's not all smiles and waves A Dm F The preacher preaches on Sunday G A But what happens on Saturdays? Dm F Yeah, Jesus drank wine, I smoke pot G Bb The television makes you wanna drink A Dm F G Ab G So thank God for makin’ me my own alcoholic shrink (Uh) Bridge Dm Dm Fm Take me to jail, throw me in a cell Dm Fm Ab G For burnin’ crack dealers' houses all the way down Dm Dm F Take me to jail, throw me in a cell Dm Ab G For burnin’ crack dealers' houses all the way down Chorus Dm F It's not all picket fences (No, no) G Gm Bb A It's not all smiles and waves (No, no, no, no, no) Dm F The preacher preaches on Sunday G Am But what happens on Saturdays? (Whoa) Dm F Yeah, Jesus drank wine, I smoke pot G Bb A The television makes you wanna drink (Ah yeah) Dm F G G Ab G So thank God for makin’ me my own alcoholic shrink (Uh) Outro Dm I said I thank God for N.C. Makin' me N.C. My own alcoholic Dm F Gm Shrink Bb A Dm F Gm G Dm My own alcoholic shriiiiiiiiiiiiink (Uh)