Filipino Box Spring Hog

the timings on this song are all over the place , and it really helps if you have a mate with a bass drum . if you like it - - - - - - - - - > rate it ! - flatwound - filipino box spring hog Em D i hung on to mary’s stump , i danced with a soldier’s glee Em D with a rum soaked crook , and a big fat laugh , i spent my last dollar on thee Em D i saw bill bones , i gave him a yell , kehoe spiked the nog Em D Em with a chain link fence , and a scrap iron jaw , cookin up a filipino box spring hog D Em D Em cookin up a filipino box spring hog , cookin up a filipino box spring hog Em D spider rolled in from hollister burn on a one - eyed stolen mare Em D donned himself with chicken fat , sawin on a jawbone violin there Em kathleen was sittin down in little red recovery room in her criminal D Em underwear bra , i was naked to the waist with my fierce black hound D Em and i’m cookin up a filipino box spring hog D Em D Em cookin up a filipino box spring hog , cookin up a filipino box spring hog Em D dig a big pit in a dirt alley road fill it with madrone and bay Em D stinks like hell and the neighbors complain , don’t give a hoot what they say Em D ya gotta slap that hog , roll ’em over twice , gotta baste it with a sweeping broom Em D Em you gotta swat them flies , and chain up the dogs , cookin up a filipino box spring hog D Em D Em cookin up a filipino box spring hog , cookin up a filipino box spring hog Em D rattle snake piccata with grapes and figs , old brown betty with a yellow wig Em D tain’t the mince meat filagree , and it ain’t the turkey neck stew Em D and it ain’t them bruleed okra seeds , though she made them especial for you Em worse won a prize for her bottom black pie the beans got to thrown to the D dogs Em D jaheseus christ i can always make room , when they’re cookin up a filipino Em box spring hog D Em D Em cookin up a filipino box spring hog , cookin up a filipino box spring hog