Hate My Life

theory of a deadman : hate my life i used a capo on the first fret but if you dont have one you can tune a half step up or in a key up , your choice . . . this is my first tab!!!!! C so sick of the hobos G always beggin’ for change F i don’t like how i gotta work C and they just sit around and get paid C i hate all of the people G who can’t drive their cars F bitch you better get out of the way C before i , start falling apart C i hate my wife G she’s always on my ass F she wants to buy brand new things C but i , don’t have the cash ( refrain ) G well i hate my job , all my rich friends F C i hate everyone to the bitter end G F nothing turns out right , there’s no end in sight C i hate my life how come i never get laid? nice guys always lose how could she have another headache? there’s always some kind of excuse i still hate my job my boss is a dick i don’t get paid nearly enough to put up with all of his shit - ( refrain ) - Solo E# | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | B# | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 6 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 6 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | G# | - - 8 - - - 6 - - - - 8 - - - - - 8 - - - 6 - - - 6 - - - 8 - - - - 6 - - 6 - - - - - - - 8 - - - 6 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | D# | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | A# | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | E# | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | E# | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | B# | - - - - - - - - - - - - - 6 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 6 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 6 - - - - - - - - - - - - | G# | - - 8 - - 6 - - - - 8 - - - - - 8 - - - 6 - - - 6 - - - 8 - - - - 6 - - 6 - - - - - - - 8 - - - 6 - - - 6 - - - 8 - - - - - 8 - - - - - - - - - | D# | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | A# | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | E# | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | i hate that i can’t tell when a girl’s underage and how when i tell her she’s a nice piece of ass then her Daddy punches me in the face so if you’re pissed like me bitches here’s what you’ve gotta do put your middle fingers up in the air go on and say ’fxxk you’ - ( refrain ) - G so much at stake F can’t catch a break C i hate my life G no there’s nothing new F and it sucks to be you C i fxxking hate my life i used a capo on the first fret but if you dont have one you can tune a half step up or in a key up , your choice . . . this is my first tab!!!!! and im only fifteen lol really!!