Walking Disasters

capo 1st fret A# F Gm D# she used to get her kicks from a fall to the floor A# F but now she’s always wasted Gm D# a total looker , but she’s jaded A# F Gm D# the kind of shivering wreck that i adore A# F i can’t offer you a rescue Gm D# but i can tell you what i’d do A# F i’d tell my mother that i love her dearly Gm D# and tell my father that i need him back again A# F and if these words wont drop from your lips Gm D# i will be your freudian slip A# F and flowers might wilt when we walk past Gm D# and self - help might help when it makes us laugh Gm F only finding questions in answers Gm D# you and i are just walking disasters ( x3 ) A# F Gm D# she only finds her love in a downtown store A# F consumption makes her stronger Gm D# you’re the sweetest anaconda A# F Gm D# the kind of lack of respect that i adore A# F i cant offer you a rescue Gm D# but when you’ve lost all that you have left to lose A# F i’d tell my mother that i love her dearly Gm D# and tell my father that i need him back again A# F and if these words wont drop from your lips Gm D# i will be your freudian slip A# F Gm D# as sharp as a knife and as blunt as a wheel A# F Gm D# you be my calm i’ll be your pneumatic drill A# F Gm D# and what we’ll never want , we’ll always need Gm F Gm right now we need some pop psychology D# to keep us up - beat A# F so tell your mother that you love her dearly Gm D# and tell your father your won’t lock him out again A# F and if these words wont drop from your lips Gm D# i will be your freudian slip A# F and flowers might wilt when we walk past Gm D# and self - help might help when it makes us laugh Gm F only finding questions in answers Gm D# you and i are just walking disasters ( x5 )