Patricia The Stripper

i did this the way i play it , so Verse two is the same as Verse one rather than varying . there wasn’t any tabs up so i closed my eyes a jumped really . no capo A she works downtown in an unmarked bar , flyin’ ’round poles D she always gave me the fright of my life A i didn’t mean to get involved it was the alcohol D mixed with an empty feeling inside Bm it’s such a bad idea D E to fall in love with A ’lady of the night’ A ( ooh , ooh , ooh , ooh ) ( ooh , ooh , ooh , ooh ) D why didn’t god give her two left feet Bm D then she couldn’t run away from me A months go by and i’m alone in bed D while she’s greasing up for when the businessmen and lawyers arrive A i’ve got to wear a beard , a suit and tie D to get past the door if i want to see my girl tonight Bm i go to all this effort D E just to see my fair patricia going home with some other guy A ( ooh , ooh , ooh , ooh ) ( ooh , ooh , ooh , ooh ) D why didn’t god give her two left feet Bm D then she couldn’t run away from me A ( ooh , ooh , ooh , ooh ) ( ooh , ooh , ooh , ooh ) D why didn’t god give her two left feet Bm D then she couldn’t run away from me Bm D A E she thinks i’m sad and that’s alright Bm D A E but she doesn’t hate me so there’s my little alibi Bm D A i can’t , i can’t leave , i can’t , i can’t , i can’t E Bm she’s my coked up botox girl A E patricia , patricia A D oh , patricia the stripper you are my sunshine Bm A so , why can’t you come home with me tonight A ( ooh , ooh , ooh , ooh ) ( ooh , ooh , ooh , ooh ) D why didn’t god give her two left feet Bm D then she couldn’t run away from me