Tallest Man In The Nightclub

Intro D A Bm G [Verse 1] D A Tight tops and two for one cocktails Bm G D Eyes all lit up by the mobile phone A Bm G There's something not quite right around here D A Dance floor's seen days much learier Bm G They're outside in the smoking area D A Bm G Something so terribly wrong round here Chorus D A Bm G He said "How the hell did I end up in here?" D A Bm G "When I only came out for a quiet beer" D A Bm G He said, "How the hell did I get in this state?" D A Bm G "Oh drop me off in 1998, please mate" [Verse 2] D A New club, same old carpet Bm G Lick of paint won't hide this garbage D A Bm Drop a quid cos he said "no spray no lay" G No way D A That girl she looks so beautiful Bm G But took a long time in the toilet cubicle D A Bm Nose powdering ready for a night G Alright Chorus D A Bm G He said "How the hell did I end up in here?" D A Bm G "When I only came out for a quiet beer" D A Bm G He said, "How the hell did I get in this state?" D A Bm G "Oh drop me off in 1998, please mate" [Verse 3] D A Bm Cigarettes lie on the floor G D Last orders I heard them call A Bm G Time flies by this much I know D A Bm The memories echo down the wall G D Silent disco hard to call A Bm G This ain't right I need to go Chorus D A Bm G He said "How the hell did I end up in here?" D A Bm G "When I only came out for a quiet beer" D A Bm G He said, "How the hell did I get in this state?" D A Bm G "Oh drop me off in 1998, please mate"