The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack

this is a modified version of dex3’s chord write up . 95% of the work is his , i just tweaked a couple of chords and addEd a walkdown which sounds closer to the real thing to my ear . chords tabs Em C D/F G B7 C * walkdown ( into B7 ) E - 3 - - 0 - - 2 - - 3 - - 2 - E - - - - - - - - - - - | B - 0 - - 1 - - 3 - - 0 - - 0 - B - - - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - | G - 0 - - 0 - - 2 - - 0 - - 2 - G - - - 0 - 0 - 0 - - - | D - 2 - - 2 - - 0 - - 0 - - 1 - D - - - 2 - 0 - 0 - - - | A - 2 - - 3 - - 0 - - 2 - - 2 - A - - - 3 - 3 - 0 - - - | E - 0 - - 3 - - 2 - - 3 - - 0 - E - - - 3 - 3 - 3 - - - | Intro : 2x : Em C D/F Em C D/F this is the ballad of hollywood jack and the rage cage Em C D/F nothing could stop them when jables and rage hit the stage Em C D/F and hollywood jack hit the big time and when to make movies Em C D/F rage kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams Em D/F G C * B7 and he grumbled and growled and watched hollywood jack on jay leno Em D/F G C * B7 he bellowed and said he’d be nothing without help from kage Em D/F G C * B7 he burned up the photos of jables and kage doing mushrooms Em D/F G C * B7 "fxxk him , i don’t need no hollywood jack anyway" Em C D/F so hollywood jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble Em C D/F and rage kage lived deep in the broiling valley below Em C yes , the rage kage bubbled with rage D/F he looked at the ground B7 and he looked on the stage Em the lava was throwing C D/F B7 and boiling inside the old kage Em D/F G C * B7 as hollywood jack climbed the laddEr of stardom before him Em D/F G C * B7 he watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door Em D/F G C * B7 he’d make millions and then he’d go out and he’d make even more millions Em D/F G C * B7 he’d screen kg’s calls and snort coke of the ass of a whore Em no one respected him C they just rejected him G D/F no one would represent kage Em C left on the streets of his dreams D/F B7 he would cry , and he’d rage for the stage ahahaaa flute Solo : 4x : Em C D/F B7 Em C D/F then hollywood jack got a message that kage was in trouble Em C D/F they sent kage away cause he had gone completely insane Em C D/F so hollywood jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all that night through the rain Em C D/F to be with his friend to see what remained of his brain Em D/F G C * B7 then hollywood jack told the doctors : "you got to retrieve him!" Em D/F G C * B7 you’ve got the technology , use the techniques of your trade Em D/F G C * B7 he grabbed their lapels and he screamed "by god you must save him!" Em D/F G C * B7 because rage kage and i; can’t you see that were one and the same! aaaah! Em rage kage! C oh rage kage! G D/F there’d be magic inside that old name Em and you know , C yes you know G D/F when you’re going completely insane Em oh rage kage! C oh rage kage! G D/F oh the lion will roar once again Em and you know C yes you know G B7 when you’re going completely insane Em D/F G C B7 nothing and no one could harm the old rage kage again , Em D/F G C B7 nothing and no one could harm the old rage kage again , Em D/F G C B7 nothing and no one could harm the old rage kage again , Em D/F G C B7 nothing and no one could harm the old rage kage again , Em D/F G C B7 nothing and no one could harm the old rage kage again , Em D/F G C B7 hollywood jack and the rage kage were out once again .