The Jerk

teenage bottlerocket the jerk they came from shadows 2009 fat wreck chords submitted by : jeremyunderground41@yahoo . com key : B tuning : standard eadgbe chords used : B - x24442 F# - 244322 G#m - 466444 E - 022100 C#m - x46654 Intro : B - C#m - G#m - E - x2 Verse 1 : B he’ll ignore most of your questions G#m E he won’t pretend to care B he won’t hesitate to tell you G#m E that he hates your stupid hair B don’t ask him if he likes G#m it he’ll set you up E to knock you down B truth be told he’d like to smash your G#m E heart into the ground Chorus 1 : B he’s just the jerk and F# he’s going to ask you G#m where you’re from E and why’d you leave B he’s just the jerk F# and he’ll make you want to G#m E squirt his eyes with listerine B he’s just the jerk and F# he’s going to tell you G#m where you’re never E going to be B he’s just the jerk F# and he’ll make you want to G#m E soak his pride in gasoline B C#m G#m E and throw a cigarette B is that exactly what C#m G#m E you really want to do? Verse 2 : B deep down he really hates himself G#m so he takes it out on E B you he blocks off all his pain inside G#m E with a lot of attitude B he’s fxxking sick of staying up at night G#m E alone and all depressed B he keeps his bedroom nice and clean G#m but his head is E still a mess Chorus 2 : B he’s just the jerk and F# he’s going to ask you G#m where you’re from E and why’d you leave B he’s just the jerk F# and he’ll make you want to G#m E squirt his eyes with listerine B he’s just the jerk and F# he’s going to tell you G#m where you’re never E going to be B he’s just the jerk F# and he’ll make you want to G#m E soak his pride in gasoline B C#m E F# and throw a cigarette B is that exactly what C#m E F# you really want to do? B is that exactly what C#m E F# you really want to do? B is that exactly what C#m E F# you really want to do? B is that exactly what C#m E F# you really want to do? B ( hold ) B ( hold ) he’s just the jerk