You Need To Calm Down

Intro D D G G D You are somebody that I don't know D But you're takin' shots at me like it's Patrón G And I'm just like "Damn, G it's 7 a.m." D Say it in the street, that's a knock-out D But you say it in a tweet, that's a cop-out G And I'm just like "Hey, G are you okay?" D And I ain't tryna mess with your self-expression but D I've learned the lesson That stressin' and obsessin' G 'bout somebody else is no fun A N.C. And snakes and stones never broke my bones D So oh-oh, oh-oh, D oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh G You need to calm down, G you're being too loud D And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, D oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh G You need to just stop, G like can you just not step on my gown? D D You need to calm down D You are somebody that we don't know D But you're comin' at my friends like a missile G Why are you mad, when you G could be GLAAD? (You could be GLAAD) D Sunshine on the street at the parade D But you would rather be in the dark ages G G Makin' that sign, must've taken all night D You just need to take several seats and then try D to restore the peace And control your urges to G scream about all the people you hate A N.C. 'Cause shade never made anybody less gay D So oh-oh, oh-oh, D oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh G You need to calm down, G you're being too loud D And I'm just like oh-oh, D oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh G You need to just stop, like G can you just not step on his gown? D You need to calm down And we see you over there on the internet D Comparing all the girls who are killin' it G But we figured you out, G we all know now N.C. We all got crowns, you need to calm down N.C. Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh G You need to calm down (You need to calm down) G You're being too loud (You're being too loud) D And I'm just like oh-oh, D oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh G You need to just stop (Can you stop?) G Like can you just not step on our gowns? D You need to calm down