Anti-Hero

[Verse 1] A E Bsus4 C#m I have this thing where I get older, but just never wiser A E Bsus4 C#m Midnights become my afternoons A E Bsus4 C#m When my depression works the graveyard shift, all of the people A E Bsus4 C#m I've ghosted stand there in the room [Post-Chorus] A E Bsus4 I should not be left to my own devices C#m A They come with prices and vices E I end up in crisis Bsus4 C#m Tale as old as time A E Bsus4 I wake up screaming from dreaming C#m A One day, I'll watch as you're leaving E Bsus4 'Cause you got tired of my scheming C#m For the last time Chorus A E It's me, hi Bsus4 C#m I'm the problem, it's me A E Bsus4 C#m At teatime, everybody agrees A E Bsus4 C#m I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror A E Bsus4 C#m It must be exhausting always rooting for the antihero Interlude A E Bsus4 C#m [Verse 2] A E Bsus4 C#m Sometimes, I feel like everybody is a sexy baby A E Bsus4 C#m And I'm a monster on the hill A E Bsus4 C#m Too big to hang out, slowly lurching toward your favorite city A E Bsus4 C#m Pierced through the heart, but never killed [Pre-Chorus] A E Bsus4 C#m A Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism E Bsus4 Like some kind of congressman? C#m A tale as old as time A E Bsus4 I wake up screaming from dreaming C#m A One day, I'll watch as you're leaving E Bsus4 And life will lose all its meaning C#m For the last time Chorus A E It's me, hi Bsus4 C#m I'm the problem, it's me A E Bsus4 C#m At teatime, everybody agrees A E Bsus4 C#m I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror A E Bsus4 C#m It must be exhausting always rooting for the antihero Interlude A E Bsus4 C#m [Verse 3] A E Bsus4 C#m I have this dream my daughterinlaw kills me for the money A E Bsus4 C#m She thinks I left them in the will A E Bsus4 C#m The family gathers around and reads it And then someone screams out A E Bsus4 C#m "She's laughing up at us from hell" Bridge A E It's me, hi Bsus4 C#m I'm the problem, it's me A E It's me, hi Bsus4 C#m I'm the problem, it's me A E It's me, hi Bsus4 C#m A E Everybody agrees, everybody agrees Bsus4 C#m A E It's me, hi Chorus Bsus4 C#m I'm the problem, it's me A E Bsus4 C#m At teatime, everybody agrees A E Bsus4 C#m I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror A E Bsus4 C#m It must be exhausting always rooting for the antihero Outro A E Bsus4