Christmas Unicorn

capo 7th ( same chords all the way through ) C G C G i’m a christmas unicorn , in a uniform made of gold C G Am D with a billy - goat beard , and a sorcerer’s shield , and mistletoe on my nose C G C G oh , i’m a christian holiday , i’m a symbol of original sin C G Am D i’ve a pagan tree , and a magical wreath , and bow - tie on my chin C G C G oh , i’m a pagan heresy , i’m a tragical catholic shrine C G Am D i’m a little bit shy , with a lazy eye , and a penchant for sublime C G C G oh , i’m a mystical apostasy , i’m a horse with a fantasy twist C G Am D though i play all night , with my magical kite , people say i don’t exist C G C G for i make no full apology for the category i reside C G Am D i’m a mythical mess , with a treasury chest , i’m a construct of your mind C G C G oh , i’m hysterically american , i’ve a credit card on my wrist C G Am D and i have no home , or a field to roam , i will curse you with my kiss C G C G oh , i’m a criminal pathology with a history of medical care C G Am D i’m a frantic shopper , and a brave pill popper , and they say my kind are rare C G C G but i’ve seen others in the uniform of a unicorn just like me C G Am D we are legions wide , and we choose no sides , we are masters of mystique C G C G for you’re a christmas unicorn , i have seen you on the beat C G Am D you may dress in the human uniform , child . . . but i know you’re just like me