Pretzel Logic

Verse i : A13 Am7 i would love to tour the southland Em7/F Fm7 in a traveling minstrel show A13 Am7 A13 Am7 C/D Dm7 yes , i’d love to tour the southland C/D Dm7 in a traveling minstrel show refrain : D/E E/A C/D D/G yes , i’m dyin’ to be a star and make them laugh D/E E/A C/D D/G sounds just like a record on the phonograph D/E E/A those days are gone forever C/D D/G over a long time ago Em7/F Fm7 oh , yeah Gsus4 hey , hey Verse ii : i have never met napoleon but i plan to find the time i have never met napoleon but i plan to find the time yes , i do refrain : ’cause he looks so fine upon that hill they tell me he was lonely; he’s lonely still those days are gone forever over a long time ago oh , yeah [ guitar Interlude over Verse and refrain ] Bridge : D Am7 i stepped up on the platform Fm7 the man gave me the news Am7 he said , "you must be joking , son Am7 Bm7 Cm7 where did you get those shoes?" C/D Dm7 C/D Dm7 "where did you get those shoes?" refrain : well , i’ve seen ’em on the tv , the movie show they say the times are changing , but i just don’t know these things are gone forever over a long time ago oh , yeah [ ad lib over Verse ]