Killing Myself For Christmas

artist : sick puppies song : killing myself for christmas standard tuning happy holidays! Chorus : F A# coz i feel like killing myself , for christmas C F A# C i never got along real well with my mom and dad F A# yeah , i feel like killing myself for christmas C F A# C it’ll be the best , the best , the best christmas they ever had Verse : A# F C A# i could slash my wrists , but you know it’d only get real messy A# F A# C i could shoot myself , but you know they’d never recognize me C D E F i gonna take that mistletoe , and hang myself A# C from the christmas tree F A# F A# F coz i feel like killing myself , for christmas F A# C A# before i go , i think i’ll hijack a mall F A# C and tell your kids , there’s no such thing , as santa F A# C and before i go , i’ll steal your credit cards F A# C and max them out , before you know , i’m buying porno G F coz that’s all i want anyway F A# coz we feel like killing ourselves for christmas C F A# C we never got along real well with our moms and dads C F yeah , we feel like killing ourselves for christmas C F A# C F it’ll be the best , the best , the best christmas they ever had key change G C coz we feel like killing ourselves for christmas D G C D G we never got along real well with our moms and dads G C yeah , we feel like killing ourselves for christmas D it’ll be the best , the best , the best D the best , the best , the best D G D E G the fxxking best , christmas they ever had G F# E D G B A G bah , bah , babah , bah fxxking die!