Where Have All The Average People Gone

tab by mike gallas i made this version by combining the countrytabs . com and talby1234’s from theavettbrothers . com versions . they deserve all the credit . also roger miller! capo 2 C/B = 0 - 2 - 0 - 0 - 1 - 0 Intro C C/B Am G F G C C C/B Am G F G C C C/B Am G the people in this city call me country , F G C because of how i walk and talk and smile . C C/B Am G well i don’t mind them laughing in the city , F G C but the country folks all say i’m citified . C C/B Am G the fighting men they say that i’m a coward . F G C because i never push no one around . C C/B Am G gentle people call me trouble - maker , F G C cause i’ll always fight and stand my ground . F Em funny i don’t fit . Dm G C where have all the average people gone? C C/B Am G F G C C C/B Am G some pious people point and call me sinner , F G C because to them i’ve never seen the light . C C/B Am G other folks think of me as a preacher . F G C i’m just doing what i think is right . C C/B Am G the wealthy people think that i Am a hobo , F G C lean and hungry , writing mournful songs . C C/B Am G and the poor , poor people think i Am a rich man , F G C but really , i’m just trying to get along . F Em it’s funny i don’t fit . Dm G C tell me where have all the average people gone? C C/B Am G F G C C C/B Am G and the government has given me a number , F G C to simplify my birth and life and death . C C/B Am G and still my woman thinks i’m awful important , F G C like the moon the stars the sea the sky and breath . F Em funny i don’t fit . Dm G C where have all the average people gone? F Em yes , it’s funny i don’t fit . Dm G C where have all the average people gone? F Em honey i don’t fit , Dm G C where have all the average people gone? slow C C/B Am G F G C