Microwave

[Intro Verse] Dear people of the universe A A6 Bluebells are purple, Greenland’s not green Amaj7 A6 My pinkie’s not pink, so what does it mean? A A6 Roses are red, but my name’s not Dave Amaj7 A (Are you drunk?) I’m not drunk Dmaj7 Microwave N.C. A A6 Do you know what I’m saying Amaj7 A6 Do you know what I’m saying [Pre-Chorus] F#m E Lying on the kitchen floor B7 I know I shouldn’t do it but I wanna do it more Chorus D Bm7 Wait, sorry I zoned out A What did you just say E Did you just call me pretty? Bm7 You must be mistaken E7 Or talking to a mirror A Sorry, I’m bad at words [Verse 2] A Amaj7 Maths is yellow and science is blue A7 Dmaj7 Marmite’s gross and so are you C#m7 F#m7 Scotland isn’t real Nicholas Cage isn’t either Bm7 E7 Yesterday I made friends with a spider Dm Oh em gee [Pre-Chorus] F#m E Lying on the kitchen flooring B7 I bet you think that I’m boring Chorus D Bm7 Wait, sorry I zoned out A What did you just say E Did you just call me pretty? Bm7 You must be mistaken E7(b9) Or talking to a mirror ‘Cause you’re telling lies Bridge Bm7 E7(b9) A You’re so stupid F#7 Bm7 I’m going ra-ba-ba-ba-daaa, da-da E7(b9) ah-ba-ba-ba-daaa, da-da A Aaug A6 G7add13 Chorus D Bm7 Wait, sorry I zoned out A What did you just say E Did you just call me pretty? Wowww Bm7 E7(b9) Yeah, la la-la la la laaa N.C. Sorry I’m so bad at this Outro A D Bm E A I put my heart inside a microwave D Bm E G# A microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you A D Bm E A I put my heart inside a microwave D Bm E G# A microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you A D Bm E A I put my heart inside a microwave D Bm E G# A microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you (softer) A D Bm E A I put my heart inside a microwave D Bm A microwave, a microwave