Unhappily Married

capo 2 all the verses are played with just the low E string , not the full chord . E must be mistaking me with a maid we don’t have can’t even wash your whiskey out your glass i give you no loving in a month or so can’t live without you but i can’t let you go A E hey hey it’s alright B E everybody fusses everybody fights A E with all of the baggage you and me carry B E we’ll spend forever unhappily married E you better start working some over time can’t buy high heels on nickels and dimes you’re going bald and i’m getting fat i hate your mum and you hate my dad A E hey hey it’s alright B E everybody fusses everybody fights A E with all of the baggage you and me carry B E we’ll spend forever unhappily married E i’ll cook your dinner if you wash my car may as well keep going hell we made it this far we’ll both play our parts in this disaster i’ll be the bitch and you be the bastard A E hey hey it’s alright B E everybody fusses everybody fights A E with all of the baggage you and me carry B E we’ll spend forever unhappily married A E hey hey it’s alright B E everybody fusses everybody fights A E with all of the baggage you and me carry B E we’ll spend forever unhappily married Outro : E A E