Absofuckinglutely

("marry me", i said, "absofuckinglutely..") Intro G.. G "let's take a walk outside.." Em he said, "the sunset's nice.. C we could just leave the wheels.. D but you can't walk the beach in heels.." G so i put on my flats.. Em but my little black dress don't match.. C oh God, he's on one knee.. D can i get a tissue please..? C cause he reached into his pocket and pulled out a little box D i'm tryna tell him, "yes", but i can't talk.. he said Chorus G "what's the matter with you, baby? Em tears are in your eyes shouldn't you be smilin'? C darlin', no one died" you said, "you're never gonna lose me D so marry me", i said, "absofuckinglutely.." G what's the matter with you, baby? Em these are happy tears C mr. perfect timing, had me waiting years it feels like i'm in a movie D he said, "marry me", i said, "absofuckinglutely.." Int. G.. G oh, darling, i'm a mess.. Em this love's going to my head.. C you little s.o.b.. D you flew out my family.. G oh, i got black mascara down both cheeks Em yeah, this is it, you're mine for keeps C since you reached into your pocket and pulled out a little box D i been cryin' like a baby, i can't stop.. (he said) Chorus G "what's the matter with you, baby? Em tears are in your eyes shouldn't you be smilin'? C darlin', no one died" you said, "you're never gonna lose me D so marry me", i said, "absofuckinglutely.." G what's the matter with you, baby? Em these are happy tears C mr. perfect timing, had me waiting years it feels like i'm in a movie D he said, "marry me", i said, "absofuckinglutely.." C it's a yes, when you know, you know D it's a yes, don't ever let me go C it's a yes, when you know, you know D it's a yes, the opposite of no Chorus G "what's the matter with you, baby? Em tears are in your eyes shouldn't you be smilin'? C darlin', no one died" you said, "you're never gonna lose me D so marry me", i said, "absofuckinglutely.." G what's the matter with you, baby? Em these are happy tears C mr. perfect timing, had me waiting years it feels like i'm in a movie D he said, "marry me", i said, G "absofuckinglutely.."