I Hate

this is a great song . really easy to play and make people laugh . i based it on the live video and hopefully i’ve got it mostly right . comment if not : ) capo 4 or 5 ( depending on what version you’re listening to ) C F well , i hate racist blokes , telling tasteless jokes , C G and explaining where people belong . C F i hate ignorant folks , who pay money to see gigs , G C and talk through everything fxxking song . Am F i hate people in nightclubs , snorting coke , C G and explaining where you’re going wrong . Am F well , if you agree , come hate it with me , G C and feel free to sing along . F C G C and it goes la , la la la la , la la la la , la la la la etc . F C G and it goes la , la la la la , la la la la , la la la la etc C F C G x2 and i hate pointless status updates on facebook , ’fyi’ , we were never m8s . we pretend to be friends on the internet , yet when in real life we have nothing to say , oh , brother , i’ve love for my mother , for good times , for music and for my mates . yeah , i love and i live , and i have love to give , but sometimes , all you can do is hate . and it goes la , la la la la , la la la la , la la la la etc . and it goes la , la la la la , la la la la , la la la la etc F i hate them fussy eaters , you cook them fajitas , C G they only eat pizza and chips . i hate stepping outside for a smoke , and some guy coughs , C G like your lungs are his . Am and i hate queuing up for festival toilets , F C especially when you need a shit . Am F i hate the x - factor , for murdering music , G C you bunch of money grabbing pricks . F C G C and it goes la , la la la la , la la la la , la la la la etc . F C G and it goes la , la la la la , la la la la , la la la la etc C F C G x2 but second time round slow down and lift middle note off the C to walk down to the G ( if that makes any sense ) C F and i hate them magazines , aimed at insecure teens , C G they make ten year olds chase to grow up . C F G "hey kids lets be anoerxic" , or better , eat chocolate ’til you throw up . Am F keep your hollywood stars , in their stupid cars , C G and the botox , that makes them looked fxxked . C F just grow old with grace , have you seen cher’s face? G C it looks like it’s been hit by a truck . and it goes la , la la la la , la la la la , la la la la etc and it goes la , la la la la , la la la la , la la la la etc and it goes la , la la la la , la la la la , la la la la etc