Theres A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey You Just Havnt Thought Of It Yet

"there’s a good reason these tables are numbered honey . you just haven’t thought of it yet" by panic! at the disco tabbed by : paisley Em please leave all overcoats , canes , and top hats with the doorman C and from that moment , you’ll be out of place and under dressed Am B i’m wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it C B7 ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and Em D please leave all overcoats , canes , and top hats with the doorman G C and from that moment , you’ll be out of place and under dressed Am B i’m wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it C D B7 ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and Em when you’re in black slacks with accentuating off - white xx5557 xx5555 xx5557 xx5555 pinstripes whoa - oh C B B Am G Em everything goes according to plan C B7 i’m the new cancer , never looked better Em D and you can’t stand it G i know because you say so under your breath B7 you’re reading lips , "when did he get at all confident?" C B7 Em D haven’t you heard that i’m the new cancer? G never looked better B7 and you can’t stand it B B C C B B C C C C B Am G Em next is a trip to the ladies room in vain C i bet you just can’t keep up with these fashionistas Am tonight , tonight , you are , you are the whispering campaign B B7 to them , your name is "cheap" , i bet to them you look like shhh Em D talk to the mirror , choke back tears G C C B Am and keep telling yourself that , "i’m a diva . " Am B C oh , and the smokes in that cigarette box at your table D B C B C C C Am B they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin C B7 i’m the new cancer , never looked better Em D and you can’t stand it G i know because you say so under your breath B7 you’re reading lips , "when did he get at all confident?" C B7 Em D haven’t you heard that i’m the new cancer? G never looked better B7 and you can’t stand it B B Em D G C C B Em x2 Em D G C haven’t you heard that i’m the new cancer? C B Em i’ve never looked better and you can’t stand it Em D G C haven’t you heard that i’m the new cancer? C B Em i’ve never looked better and you can’t stand it Em and i know , and i know D G C it just doesn’t feel like a night out with no one sizing you up C B i’ve never been so surreptitious Em so of course you’ll be distracted when i spike the punch Em and i know , and i know D G C it just doesn’t feel like a night out with no one sizing you up C B i’ve never been so surreptitious Em so of course you’ll be distracted when i spike the punch Em and i know , and i know D G C it just doesn’t feel like a night out with no one sizing you up C B i’ve never been so surreptitious Em D Em so of course you’ll be distracted when i spike the punch