I Don't Know What Christmas Is (But Christmastime Is Here)

(from "The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special" soundtrack) Intro G Am C Am Out on the third planet closest to the sun, There’s a special celebration and it sounds quite C G Am C G Am fun A jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone on a holiday they call Christmas. Now I’m not C Bb gunna lie it makes no sense to me but here’s what earthlings told me about this christmas A7 mystery. Verse D Bm D Santa is a furry freak with epic super powers he flies to every human home in Bm Em A Em A Em under 14 hours, He’s a master burglar a pro at picking locks if you don’t leave milk and A Bb A7 D Bm cookies out he will put dung in your socks. If you act nicely through the night and don’t D Bm Em jump on your bed Santa comes with sugar plums and hurls them at your head but if you're A Em A Em A on his naughty list he shoots missles at your toes he might just roast your chestnuts with Bb A7 his powerful flame thrower Chorus Bm F# G D Bm F# Rein Rein Rein Rein Rein, Deer Deer Deer Deer Deer, I don’t know what Christmas is but G A7 D Christmas time is here Verse D Bm D He’s compelled his creepy elves to do his every wish, one sought to be a dentist now he’s Bm Em A Em A Em sleeping with the fish, Mrs. Clause she works the pole. Plans her mans demise soon the A Bb A7 elves will all rise up and stab out Santa’s eyes Chorus Bm F# G D Bm F# G A7 Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho, Eathlings are so weird, I dont know what Chirstmas is but Christmas time D is here Bm F# G D Bm F# G Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho, Earthlings are so weird, I donn’t know what Christmas is but Christmas A7 D Time is here Outro Bm F# G D What the heck’s a turtle dove and who lit up that deer Bm F# G A7 D I don't know what Christmas is but Christmas time is here Bm F# G A7 D I don't know what Christmas is but Christmas time is here D Or maybe it's there, Or it's somewhere, I don't know