Mermaids

A# C she was a catch we were a match A# C i was the match that would fire up her snatch A# C but there was a catch i was no match A# C i was fired from her crotch now i’ll sit around and watch A# C the mermaids sun themselves out on the rocks A# C they are beyond our touch i watch and watch A# C them wave at me , they wave at me A# C Dm they wave and slip back into the sea C A# Gm all the ones who come all the ones who go Dm down to the water C A# Gm and all the ones who come all the ones who go Dm down to the sea A# C i believe in god i believe in mermaids too A# C i believe in 72 virgins on a chain why not? why not? A# C i believe in the rapture for i’ve seen your face A# C Dm on the floor of the ocean at the bottom of the rain A# C i do driver alertness course i do husband alertness course A# C i do mermaid alertness course i watch them out on the rocks A# C they wave at me , they wave at me A# C Dm they wave and slip back into the sea C A# Gm all the ones who come all the ones who go Dm down to the water C A# Gm and all the ones who come all the ones who go Dm down to the sea C A# Gm all the ones who come all the ones who go Dm down to the water C A# Gm and all the ones who come all the ones who go Dm down to the sea