Real Late Starter

a great song , by a really under - rated artist . real late starter nerina pallot Bm i woke up late today E actually i do that everyday Am got no place to be seen im not part of a scene G im a genius loser Bm keeping counsel with my own opinion E president of the state that im in Am should i just stay in bed? should i live in my head? G oh god so many questions to ask oh you could call me lazy i think of it as taking my time cos i dont want to do what i dont want to do im the queen refusenik [ Chorus ] Bm E but - oh my god if i was somebody id be doing it all just fine C G but im a real late starter D A so im making up for lost time Bm E oh my god if i was somebody youd be kissing my arse right now C G D A but im so polite i do it all of the time C G i missed my calling in life Bm oh well . day by day i wonder if i will be torn asunder by these things that i know that nobody else knows or maybe its the drinking i guess we should consult a bible everybody needs a sign - or bless the birds and the bees the flowers and trees and blessed be the slacker [ Chorus ] but - oh my god if i was somebody id be doing it all just fine but im a real late starter so im making up for lost time oh my god if i was somebody youd be kissing my arse right now but im so polite i do this all of the time i missed my calling in life E G and you must be having a laugh E G oh god youre having a laugh D Am G no point in worrying if my days a disaster D Am G inside my little head im happy ever after F# yes i Am [ Chorus ] oh my god if i was somebody id be doing it all just fine but im a real late starter so im making up for lost time oh my god if i was somebody youd be kissing my arse right now but im so polite i missed my calling in life [ Chorus ] oh my god if i was somebody id be doing it all just fine but im a real late starter so im making up for lost time oh my god if i was somebody youd be kissing my arse right now but im so polite i do this all of the time i missed my calling in life oooh what of my life? yeah well .