Randy Scouse Git

this is "randy scouse git" ( or "alternative title" in some countries ) by the monkees on the album headquarters . written and sung by micky dolenz . C Am she’s a wonderful lady and she’s mine , all mine C Am and there doesn’t seem a way that she won’t come and lose my mind F Dm F Dm it’s too easy hummin’ songs to a girl in yellow dress C Am it’s been a long time since the party and the room is in a mess C Am the four kings of emi are sitting stately on the floor C Am there are birds out on the sidewalk and a valet at the door F Dm F Dm he reminds me of a penguin , with few and plastered hair C Am there’s talcum powder on the letter , and the birthday boy is there Am Em G Am Em G why don’t you cut your hair?! Am Em G Am Em G why don’t you live up there?! Am Em G Am Em G Am Em G Am why don’t you do what i do , see what i feel when i care?! C Am now they’ve darkened all the windows and the seats in naughahyde C Am i’ve been waiting for an hour , i can’t find a place to hide F Dm F Dm the being known as wonder girl is speaking i believe C Am it’s not easy trying to tell her that i shortly have to leave Am Em G Am Em G why don’t you be like me?! Am Em G Am Em G why don’t you stop and see?! Am Em G Am Em G Am Em G Am why don’t you hate who i hate , kill who i kill to be free?! ( instrumental and mumbling ) C Am C Am F Dm F Dm C Am Am Em G Am Em G why don’t you cut your hair?! Am Em G Am Em G why don’t you live up there?! Am Em G Am Em G Am Em G Am why don’t you do what i do , see what i feel when i care?! Am Em G Am Em G why don’t you be like me?! Am Em G Am Em G why don’t you stop and see?! Am Em G Am Em G Am Em G Am why don’t you hate who i hate , kill who i kill to be free?! Am Em G Am Em G why don’t you cut your hair?! Am Em G Am Em G why don’t you live up there?! Am Em G Am Em G Am Em G Am why don’t you do what i do , see what i feel when i care?!