Family Guy - Drunken Irish Dad

F C oh , he doesn’t smell like irish spring , A# F and he never taught me anything , A# F but still i slap my chest and sing - G C of my drunken irish dad . F C oh , his face looks like a railroad map , A# F and he never shuts his freakin’ trap . . . A# F but all the ladies catch the clap G C from your drunken irish dad . A# A ask a hennessey , tennessey , morrison , A# shaughnessy , reardon , and rooney . . . A they’ll tell you the same A# A mcnulty , mulrooney , and connor and clooney , A# C all feel the same mixture of pride and of shame . A# A finnegan , hannigan , kelly , and flanagan . A# A look to the ground while their dad passes by A# A cafferty , rafferty , joyce and o’lafferty , A# C fight for his honor and then start to cry! F - C - A# - C - F - C - G - C F - C - A# - C - F - C - G - G - C F C oh , we irish lads are all infirm , A# F and our moods infect us like a germ A# F ’cause we’re all the spawn of a pickled sperm . . . and we don’t tan well either . G C F from a drunken irish dad!!!