Family Guy - Cal Johnson

this is the cal johnson song from family guy where patrick warburton is riding A horse while looking very cowboy - ish . D G there was a man who shot the man who was the man who shot the man , D G D cal johnson , cal johnson . D G he wore a hat , his favorite hat , he loved that hat , he hated hats , D G D cal johnson , cal johnson . Bm D he was a dad to zero kids and yet he fathered five . G D he got shot dead a year ago and yet he’s still alive . Bm D he’s rich beyond his wildest dreams , yet never had a dime . G A a law man to the very end , he led a life of crime G D in all his years of life on earth he never fired a gun , G D yet when it came to chinese men he shot down everyone . G D he had a horse named bandit and the horse’s name was clyde . G D cal johnson was born the day he died .