White Men Cant Jump - Woody Harrelson - Gloria

from "white men can’t jump" this is the song woody harrelson sings to rosie perez after she wins on jeopardy . harrelson sings the first few lines , then the music comes in with the rest . i’m pretty sure of the lyrics , but some of them are a bit hard to hear . add some finger - picking to fancy it up . A D i will never bring you water when you’re thirsting in our bed . A D you know i understand drymouthedness , and i sympathize instead . A D and if you take me back again , i won’t be such a slob . A D i’d even trade my sneakers in for a part time job . E A my gloria , my gloria . E A gloria , my my gloria . A D i know that you’re angry , and you probably want me dead . A D and i know screwing is for carpenters , so let’s make love instead . A D and i know i’ll get it wrong , so forgive me in advance . E A gloria , gloria . E A gloria , my gloria .